Dubai gets refrigerated sand for rich people
The world's first refrigerated beach is to be built at a luxury hotel in Dubai so the filthy rich holidaymakers don't burn their feet on the scalding hot sand.Doctor cuts off man's penis, gets upset he has to pay for it
Surgeon Naum Ciomu was operating on patient Nelu Radonescu, 36, to correct a testicular malformation when he suddenly lost his temper.Are you a WOW maniac, too?
Chances are pretty good you've at least heard of World of Warcraft (WOW), and you've probably played it too.12 year old student arrested for farting in class
A 12-year-old Florida student was arrested earlier this month after he "deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class," according to police.Home Depot CEO says non-GOP supporters should be shot
Bernie Marcus, one of the founders of Home Depot, has the blogosphere all atwitter over remarks he made on a conference call Monday.Police officer shoots mirror after seeing himself in it
No one was injured Wednesday when a Pittsburgh narcotics detective fired two shots at a gunman in a dimly lit house in the Perry South area of the North Side, city police spokeswoman Diane Richard said.Israeli soldier gets 21 days in jail for yawning
The commander of an Israeli Air Force base has sentenced a soldier to 21 days in jail for yawning during his memorial speech to mark the anniversary of the assassination of prime minister Yitzhak Rabin.Virgina won't name or prosecute voter suppression flyer
In 2000 and 2004, GOP activists misled voters with fake fliers that told democrats that they would vote on Wednesday rather than Tuesday.State Senator caught stuffing bribe money into her bra
Democratic State Senator Dianne Wilkerson was caught on video, shown "allegedly" stuffing a $1,000 cash payoff into her bra during a meeting at an aptly named restaurant ' the Fill-A-Buster.10% of the bank bailout is going to CEO bonuses
Financial workers at Wall Street's top banks are to receive pay deals worth more than $70bn ( 40bn), a substantial proportion of which is expected to be paid in discretionary bonuses, for their work so far this year - despite plunging the global financial system into its worst crisis since the 1929 stock market crash, the Guardian has learned.Australia bans the word drought
"Words like drought .Police officer fired for tasering a young boy "just for fun"
Officer Dan Nesmith has now been fired from the force.76 year old woman arrested 73 times in her life
A 76-year-old woman who gave her address as 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.Grandmother could face fines for feeding wild birds
Mrs Coton, who has been putting food out for the bluetits, starlings and sparrows in her garden for 20 years, was warned that she could face legal action from her local council if she does not desist from feeding the "feral" birds.Woman waits 19 hours in hospital and still gets billed
A woman says she waited 19 hours at Parkland Memorial Hospital's emergency department for treatment of a broken leg and never did get to see a doctor ' but still got a bill for $162.Afghan student jailed for 20 years for asking about woman's rights
As the fighting in Afghanistan continues to worsen, there are new questions about the government that we are fighting to maintain.Student arrested for terrorism over homework assignment
A George Rogers Clark High School junior arrested Tuesday for making terrorist threats told LEX 18 News Thursday that the "writings" that got him arrested are being taken out of context.AIG executives are spending more money on hunting trips
A handful of top executives from American International Group Inc.TSA employee caught stealing expensive items from travelers
As a screener at Newark Liberty International Airport, Pythias Brown let nothing get past him ' literally.Chinese chefs hospitalize wedding guests with fake salt
Some 170 wedding banquet guests were rushed to hospital in north China when powdered rust remover was added to the pot instead of salt after they all decided it needed added flavor, Chinese media said.Pay for parking and get towed in Texas
Dozens, maybe even hundreds, of visitors to the fair, many from out of town who had come to see the big Texas-OU showdown, had their vehicles towed after parking in what they thought were legitimate parking areas.150 migrants thrown in shark-infested waters near Yemen
Somali refugees walk on their way to the southern Yemeni port city of Aden upon their arrival to the coast of Ahwar on a smuggling boat across the Gulf of Aden.Man steals a car out of a police parking lot
A man was arrested Monday after he attempted to steal a car in the Gilbert Police Department parking lot.Does being male qualify as a disability?
Now, a prominent lawyer has concluded that being male is a disability, too, reports the National Law Journal.Bus driver threatens to kill children by stopping on train tracks
Fifty-five children in Florida are being questioned about an incident with a public school bus driver, who allegedly stopped their bus on a train track and threatened to leave the children there if they did not start to behave ' as a train approached.Police use a taser to move a sheep blocking traffic
Motorists trapped in the traffic jam caused when the sheep got out of a field in north Wales in Britain were horrified to see the sheep stunned by police then carried to the side of the road where it continued to convulse, the Daily Mail reported.Police taser woman for putting on her shoes
Kendall was speaking with family after the call when the garage door opened and Moore came out.Apple is suing a school over logo copyright violation
The Victoria School of Business and Technology started using a blue and green apple logo in 2005, but two weeks ago the school received a cease and desist letter from Apple Inc.AIG executives use tax payer money to pamper themselves
Less than a week after the federal government committed $85 billion to bail out AIG, executives of the giant AIG insurance company headed for a week-long retreat at a luxury resort and spa, the St.Florida teacher keeps job after giving racist lesson plan
Greg Howard, a Florida middle school teacher, will not be fired after he allegedly explained to his class what supporters of Barack Obama really mean by 'Change.Bank robber uses Craigslist to plan his escape
"I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for $28.Police taser and kill a medicated man on the edge
On the edge of what? A building, it turns out.Washington Mutual CEO earns $20 million for 17 days of work
This really is a fantastic time to get fired, assuming your the CEO of a multi-million dollar company that might fail miserably soon! In the latest example of corporate insanity and personal greed, former CEO of WaMu Alan Fishman earned almost $20 million dollars for his 17 days of 'work' at the bank.A 63 Texas man is acquitted after killing a 13 year old boy over candy
Here's the back story.Hugging a police officer is the same as assaulting a police officer
This particular incident happened in Iowa, and I'm not sure if it was provocative, but I have mixed feelings on this particular case.Pakistani President is being sanctioned for flirting with Sarah Palin
In last week's Saturday Night Live where Tina Fey was again doing a great job impersonating Sarah Palin, it seems that skit was based more on fact than fiction.Bunk Rock Bitch Lyrics
Konichiwa bitches, come visit i called it the apartmenta 6 by 3 or whatever brings out your inner woman
I rock your body the twat is creamy and hot is saki
let me inside and i'll let you ride on my Kawasaki
Let get a bit of bump bump bump bump bump bump bump action
and ima hit you the bump bump bump bump hump re-hump action
I got your number, baby you might wanna slumber
party over with a under cover brother who wonder
To find out what the D like inside in between thighs
baby wont you tell me what that be like
I got a fist full of hair and you ain't going nowhere
right I'm done kissin your pear right on as you wanna stare
cover your face up with the bed spread you lettin the legs spread
damn girl you know you got the bed wet
Now you callin me humounga strokin you with the thunda
I have to say I love the way you bump rock
You feisty and finnikey
have a bottle of hennesey
tour bus can for sure bust
and you full of that energy
aint no doubtin your southern routin
it's pure and repleinishing
once you swollow now follow me to the back lets come get inbetween
The top and the bottom fuck off in the middle for me
once i swollow a little pill those other rappers symbolize the pompus more sweet
kutty cal you're workin with somethin baby boy dont be rough with me
cuase you know i got a boyfriend established when we do it he'll be known as C
Thats when she put on that maginum with her mouth when feelin no teeth
and then she hopped on the dragon bringin out the villian in me
got a little bit of somethin for nothin put my name in the pussy for sheezy
cant wait to get a bump full of lovin next time when i'm in her city
and I got my mojo and tack right give women that act right
my foreplay is the crack but then my dick is the glass pipe
my bunk is the hideout nobody will find out
when she leaves she tweakin lookin all spooked cuase she hide out (on the bunk rock)
It goes, one little two little three little bunk rocks then
four little five little six little bunk rocks then
seven little eight little nine little bunk rocks
more than 10 of them bitches share some stories with me
I had fun with em hung with em plunged in their hot spots
I tongue split em, done did em, flug them and dropped it
got drunk with em sung with em sprung them if not
then I bet you none of them ever speak bad about me
To all the ladies who will be your dishes be on the lookout we in your town
cuase i'm lookin for a team of butch for her skin and aint scared to put it down
you can be black and chinese, or heavenly mix breed whatever it's gonna be we'll go
Cuase I want the Prada, Gucci or Hadana even what you wearing your nadas gonna hit the floor
To all the ladies across teh globe who aint been in the bunk
we can do it in the bedroom or bathroom, buick or whatever you want
an invitation to me sensation I'll mail it to some
but if you impatient get tired of waitin catch mail in this bunk
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